Great White Yarmouth is the headline, first two paragraphs
JAWS is stalking the coast of Norfolk, experts fear - after a porpoise was found mutilated by a giant shark.
Tooth-marks show that the bloodied mammal, a favourite food of great whites, was mauled in a feeding frenzy.
So a shark- POSSIBLY a white- kills a Flipper; this is big news?
Scientists could not rule out the man-killers being behind the attack on a stretch of coast popular for resorts like Great Yarmouth.
Or it might be one of the other kinds of sharks that eat things that swim.
The grim find was made just 26 miles from another suspected shark attack on a seal in 2008.
Oh, for Bleep's sake, people, go change your wet pants and shut the hell up.